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Thread: OM mini-meet on Bennachie

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    Actually, I'm sorry. That was a bit coarse.

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    Ouch, that one about Bob isn't based on another true incident I hope, is it Cath?

    And thanks, I think, JJ (better just read it again...

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    Cath S was a girl short and slim
    She saw a fab boy, "I like HIM"
    She caused a distraction
    And grabbed his contraption
    But sadly it wouldn't fit in


    her rucksack, naturally....


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    Matt - Bob fell in love with a tree once at an OM meet. It never attacked him though, not even when he "watered" it.

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    < still sitting in the Naughty Corner, hoping nobody saw my 'Och Aye' >

    pmsl Cath, just as well you inserted the * in kn*b

    There once was a thread called Bennachie
    Whose members were friendly and happy
    A talent they share
    With wit and with flair
    Are limericks smutty and snappy



    < head in hands, groaning >

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    We need to compose one for Scott...

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    Here, leave me out of this!

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    What rhymes with Scott apart from 'snot'?
    ;o)

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    Bott!

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    Not a lot?



    Edit - aye, cheers Cath!



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    A young filly known as Mistress of Skye
    Would appear morally pure, to you or I
    But give her a Whisky
    And she becomes rather frisky
    Persona of Miss Whiplash we will then spy

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    There was a young temptress called Cath
    Who was known to be up for a laff
    Climbing she'd reach up
    And her harness would cup
    Her assets to flub, fondle and fluff

    Damn these people whose names don't rhyme properly - it's a consonant rhyme! Ha!

    Not that I've ever been climbing with Cath I must say, but it's that picture of Hattie Jacwues that brings the scenario to mind.

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    Yes, I did use some artistic license when it came to the story about Bob and the tree (and the story about the size of JJs hands too, for that matter). However, didn't Bob know somebody who fell off while climbing and impaled his penis on a tree?

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    That's his story and he's sticking to it. ;-P

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    Blimey, I wonder if having your assetts 'flubbed' is anything like being thnaked?!

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    Right, I'm getting my retaliation in first. Apologies to anyone fron Kent, & anyone offended by the word "penis".

    There was an OMer from Kent
    Whose penis was terribly bent
    To save him the trouble
    he stuffed it in double
    And instead of coming, he went.



    (Trad: arr. Scott)


    Edit - I see the "p-word" had already been used!


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    AFAIK, that story of my hands was all correct.

    Yes to the second part.
    Ewwwwwwwww


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    OY!! Bob's from KENT!!!

    :-O

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    LOL... what're you lot like, eh?

    I'd add a verse of my own, but I don't think it would reach the high standard already shown


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    Now JJ, a lady quite prim
    And yet full of vigour and vim
    Was married to Bob
    Who?s tree-impaled k***
    I?m sorry I just can?t bring myself to write the last line!!



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