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    ‹bermensch Dan G's Avatar
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    Please though, if you have to do it, please don't do it at midday on the path in a local beauty spot forcing my friend and myself to have to beat a path through bracken!

    We even tried shouting loudly to each other in a 'I'm just coming, I'll see you at the end of the path' type way just around the corner from where 'they' were, to no avail. Obviously they were enjoying themselves too much!

    What would you have done? Just walked along the path and pretended they weren't there?

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    Well, "I'm just coming" was probably not the best thing to shout under the circumstances!!!

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    :-)

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    I'm all for it.
    The more the better.

    Maybe we could have Outdoor sex charity weekends. Would be far better for the environment than these silly 3 Peak challenges. ))

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    Considering the weather, I think that "outdoors magic" (appropriate name for the subject), should run a special testing feature on the most suitable suncreams for application to normally unexposed areas.

    Said testing should take into account; Ease of application, sting/no sting qualities, oilyness, etc

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    I think the statement that airbeds and thermarests are better for the aforementioned activities than a carrymat deserves to be challenged by rigorous testing.

    In my opinion the latter are much better: no embarrassing rhythmic wheezing noise and a nice firm surface.

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    ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Nothing wrong with the rhythmic wheezing, us guys can't help it if we get tired...

    IGMC

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    YOU might get tired Darren...

    Anyway, what's all this laying down for, why not make use of a style? there's even steps for varying height!

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    I all ways make use of style.

    As for getting tired, well 7 times-a-night is enough for any man.

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    Yeah but your supposed to be with someone else to make it count!

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    ‹bermensch Evil Genius Darren's Avatar
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    damn!! so that's where I'm going wrong.

    oh well, back to the clubs and my chat-up line "wanna come back to my tent and I'll show you my multi-tool"

    coat on, out door.

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    ‹bermensch AlisonS's Avatar
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    With a chat up line like that I'm not surprised you're going wrong !!

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    Quote from last weeks climbing trip:-

    Gareth: what should I bring today ?
    Me: just a couple of nuts and an extender

    Well, it was hilarious at the time.

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    My own worst-ever outdoor sex experience involved my dog, who wandered innocently up to the copulating couple concerned and dropped his ball next to them, then refused to leave until someone (me) threw it for him.




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    ....at least he didn't try to join in!

    :-o

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    It's also a good job you threw the right ball!

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    bump

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marcus Crompton View Post
    My own worst-ever outdoor sex experience involved my dog



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    Ah happy memrys. If wife is not with you ask for "two's up" If wife is with you remind her of how little madam came about and then try to catch her before she locks you out of the car.

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    They are always at in in my neck of the woods!

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    Bloody sheep!

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