Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 20 of 43

Thread: New Forum Code of Conduct

  1. #1
    Super Moderator Jon Doran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    10,414
    Check this link for our new forum code of conduct. I'm sorry that we've had to introduce this extreme measure, but sometimes brutal action is both necessary and desirable. Please digest thoroughly.

  2. #2
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    I get 'no access to flip/kitten'

    ????????????

  3. #3
    Super Moderator Jon Doran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    10,414
    oh sod it, just paste this:
    www.escalix.com/freepage/flip/kitten.jpg

  4. #4
    Super Moderator Jon Doran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    10,414
    It work if you just post the thing from www onwards. God only knows why it won't function as a hyperlink, but it won't. The main point though is that people should take note.

  5. #5
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    That is sick!!!!

    You ought to change it to 'furry green hairy THING who lives in a rubbish can'

    Grrrrrrrrrrr

    Of course our esteemed editor woould NEVER do anything like that. Who did it? Come on, tell me and I'll nibble at their toes.

  6. #6
    Super Moderator Jon Doran's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    10,414
    Sally. She insisted that we use it as a forum code of conduct. That's wimmin for ya. Mean.

  7. #7
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    I always said that people who live in glossop are strange.

  8. #8
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    Sally has a split personality at the mo' so she's too pixelated to think that one up.

    Come on, was it **** or ***??

    (ever mindful of libel)

  9. #9
    ‹bermensch Hedgehope Aztec's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    4,308
    Not exactly kittens, but I'll sponsor Fluffy and Felix first. Flame away!

  10. #10
    Goon
    Join Date
    Jun 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    476
    :-(

    I hope they're not your cats Mike!

  11. #11
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    My new persona is called 'Fluffy'!!!!! I hope you are referring to your incontinent cat and not my daughter's hamster!!!!!!

  12. #12
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    Just so you're not confused....

    Sally! I see you've got your head back!
    But you're still wearing one of my relatives...

    :0(

  13. #13
    ‹bermensch Hedgehope Aztec's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    4,308
    They're not 'my' cats otherwise the black plastic bin liner would have beckoned before now!

  14. #14
    ‹bermensch Hedgehope Aztec's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    4,308
    JOKE, I love them to pieces....
    Fluffy can't spell, she gets this one wrong every time:
    'The cat shat on the mat.'

  15. #15
    Ultra King Orange Alex Ford's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,894
    There's gonna be a whole lot fewer kittens about...!

  16. #16
    ‹bermensch Ben Hedley's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,556
    yup
    can't we just use our coats and padded cells instead or kill ramblers dogs instead for every dumb postings, u know the ones who S*** on the hills.


    Erm, thats prob the first kitten gone then

  17. #17
    Ultra King Orange Alex Ford's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    8,894
    What???????

    Are you on crack, Ben?

    Is it the ramblers who do the S*** or the dogs?

    God, take another bundle of fluff that is a cute kitten...

  18. #18
    ‹bermensch Ben Hedley's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    3,556
    see my new face for my opinion on this.
    cumon jon. put it up

  19. #19
    Goon Ms. Mjausson's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2000
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    326
    Bad God, bad! No biscuit!

  20. #20
    Ultra King Ninja Marmot's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2001
    Location
    United Kingdom
    Posts
    33,625
    Well some ramblers DO sh1t on the hills. I hate to see all that andrex half-stuffed under a rock - yuk.

    Ooops another kitty gone.

Similar Threads

  1. OM Members' Code of Conduct
    By Ed Greenland in forum Soapbox
    Replies: 30
    Last Post: 11-01-2016, 02:23 PM
  2. Forum Conduct
    By Jon Doran in forum Soapbox
    Replies: 49
    Last Post: 30-03-2015, 03:57 PM
  3. Forum Code of Conduct...
    By Jon Doran in forum Soapbox
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 11-06-2007, 09:59 AM
  4. Group Conduct
    By Graham Coe in forum Starting out?
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 23-04-2007, 09:53 PM
  5. New Forum Code :-)
    By Jon Doran in forum Soapbox
    Replies: 28
    Last Post: 14-03-2006, 02:00 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •