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    There is a joke there somewhere but I can't be bothered as I'm going to the pub NOW!

    L8ers........

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    The previous owners of our house had a very tatty patio so I dug it up and underneath were slabs of lurvely pink granite.

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    I once had a goldfish. He didn't have a name so I called him no-name-fish.

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    But then he had a name, so it wasn't valid.

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    I had a really good random thought earlier, but I've forgotten it.

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    Exactly. Call it irony, if you will.

    (voice from rear "but I thought it was called 'no-name-fish', not 'irony'.")

    I think I can hear those funny voices again. Or maybe it's Alex's elves squabbling.

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    I've remembered.

    I buy nice smelling soaps and shampoos from Lush in order to encourage myself to wash more.

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    Sorry, did I get in the way there?

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    You could never get in the way, dear.
    (keep scrubbing)

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    Scrubbing what? I don't get that.

    Oo er, we're beginning to refer to each other posts. Not very random!

    Let me try again:

    I've spen the last half-hour or so teaching my mum to surf the internet.

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    YOu spoke of needing a wash - I said keep scrubbing. i.e. you've a long way to go.

    Men! Honestly!

    So - to randomise....

    I'm wearing a Patagonia Synchilla thing.

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    I tried to sell my girlfreind in Trail (1992) but nobody bought her so I Ended up marrying her. Have never bought Trail since.

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    Sorry get it now. What did I say about being slow!

    I hoovered my car today.

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    I carred my hoover.

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    Dan, what was that thing you said about critical typo on page 4 about? I don't understand it. I'm only a simple soul. Everybody say "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah"

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    errrrrrrrrmmmm......

    I just paid my credit card bill ONLINE!

    (Isn't technology great?)

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    Some one just sent me a cursed e-mail fwd

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    my mate has just put a sad homepage on the net!

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    Andrew, you wrote:

    "Knock knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "Dunap"

    "Duanp who?"

    "That's disgusting"

    I guess the joke was sounding like 'dun a poo', but instead of writing 'Dunap who' you typed 'Duanp who'. You asked! Surprised you didn't spot it yourself

    The rain on my car has frozen into little frozen water drops all over it.

    My lava lamp is blue.


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    thought that's what home pages were all about?, keepin sad people safely locked in their rooms playing with compu.......... er got to go, might be somethin good on telly!

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