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    Will this do? Windy was taking soooo looong to looooad ...

    WARNING: If you've wandered in here by mistake, leave now! If you stay, don't ever say you weren't warned.

    New members' guidance: Insult someone. Do it now before they insult you. It is the Windy way of things. Talk bollox (or bolx). You can talk about serious & sensible things, but don't do it for too long, too often, and always do it in a silly(ish) manner. Do not waft - offering someone a virtual cup of tea is wafting, and that can only be done on Ben & Jerries (aka the Bennachie thread). No boinging (a la Zebedee) when retiring for the night. Again, you can do this on B&Js. No discussion of bowel movements. You can probably guess the appropriate place to do this. There is another rule, but I can't remember what it is. BTW, you're a git. Welcome to Windy.

    Edit: For those not in 'the know', a link to the original thread - clicky

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    A virtual pub?

    Pint anyone?


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    helloooo....helllooooo...helllloooooooooo!


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    Kate's wafted beer!

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    going outside for a fag ---i may be sometime

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    Ninja Pussy Cat wrote (see) Kate's wafted beer![/QUOTE]

    Aye, she got a taste for it on Stob Ban...


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    Arrrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhh, i hate virtual pubs, the lager has no taste so i won't play.

    *Slopes off back to the meths Q&A*

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    I love pubs that are open at this time!

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    Highland Park

    Kate was quick off the mark with the wafting....

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    Since you will insist on referring to Bennachie as B&J.....

    perhaps we should be referring to this thread as the TWA*s!!

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    Morning each.

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    I don't like it. The decor's too modern and it doesn't smell stale. And what the feck is that on the floor? A carpet?! Crivens. And nobody's sworn yet. So fuckitybollockstittyarsecrackers to your wine bar

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    Sean - I forgot about you northern oiks. Down here we've had carpets for years, so only a northerner could mistake sawdust for bleedin' Axminster Spitoons still work then. And yes, it doesn't smell stale - yet, but Frum will be along shortly to add that slight eau de old gits scent & we'll be getting there in no time at all.

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    a very good morning to all the lurkers

    this place'll do ceeb, where's the dart board guv'ner?

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    'Crisp anyone'?
    not too friendly in ere today....

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    mcn, lovey, how are you?

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    Guten morgen mein Vindy freunds. Unt fraulein Tooty, ist vunderbar you to be seeing liebchen
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    going outside for a fag ---i may be sometime
    Oo-er, frau! I'm waiting, lentenrose

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    Sawdust? See. Posh place. I'm used to a rustic blend of sheep poo, dog hair and spilled beer. And nuts. Nuts!

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    And there's no pictures of grinning knitted things. Oh waily, waily

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    Oh my, it is very posh in here. Not as posh as my hice, but very nice just the same. One is quite impressed.



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