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Thread: Alpkit Gets Hydrated

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    Mini Goon
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    Erm, isn't this a joke? Especially considering the next and previous products are the "firmarest" and "jamalot" respectively. Seemingly serious tone of your post suggests you might not have taken it as so.

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    Yes, yes.
    A day late.

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    I just found it on the Alpkit site, it seemed like an, erm, interesting idea and they did say they'd send us one for test :-)

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    I'm not sure i like the sound of their, ahem Sports Performance Enhancement and Recovery Module...

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    A bit late for an April Fools don't you think? Very clever, but unlikely to fool anyone. Hopefully.

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    Is the diagram deliberately made to look like a cross-section of male genitalia, complete with testes and bladder?

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    The fact that the Profile Extruded Nutrition Insulating Sheath extends when you suck it is just taking the analogy to less than wholesome depths.

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    S.P.E.R.M and P.E.N.I.S - cant wait to get my hands on one!

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    I just don't swallow it, it must be a joke etc

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    I quite like the concept of Unrelated Products - a lot better than Amazon who think that I might want to build a collection of different coloured iPods.

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